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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 04:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

Judge Scolds Diddy for ‘Nodding Vigorously’ to the Jury, Threatens to Remove Him From Courtroom - Variety

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

Inflation might start to rise again due to tariffs. May CPI in Wall Street’s crosshairs. - MarketWatch

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

Drinking coffee could help you age better, according to this Harvard study. - Stewartville Star

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

Catatonics & High Colonics

Is the media protecting Kamala Harris?

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Is deconstruct sunscreen good for a 16-year-old girl?

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

What's the importance of promotion in marketing?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

What are some alternatives to noise canceling headphones for sleeping on airplanes and in noisy environments?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Which is the better research AI than Chat GPT?

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Which job has the potential to become rich easily?

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Kate Middleton and Princess Charlotte Opt for Aquamarine for Trooping the Colour 2025 - Vogue

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

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