What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 23.06.2025 04:34

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
—
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
Is the media protecting Kamala Harris?
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Is deconstruct sunscreen good for a 16-year-old girl?
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
What's the importance of promotion in marketing?
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Which is the better research AI than Chat GPT?
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Which job has the potential to become rich easily?
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts